He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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