there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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