it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
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I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
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Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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