im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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