I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
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The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
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Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
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