i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
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The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
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no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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