I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
it's like iHOP with fire
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everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
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thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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