I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
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