I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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