My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
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