just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
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