who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
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Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
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Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
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