I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
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Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
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Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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