I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
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This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
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I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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