she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
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I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
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I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
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