i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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