So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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