and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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