I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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