let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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