I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
