i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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