I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
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I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
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He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
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