You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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