You're completely useless in the revolution.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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