I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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