No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Pants 0. Shit 1.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
two words...techno handjob
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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