We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
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I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
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There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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