Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
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It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
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Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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