no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
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he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
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I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
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