I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
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Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
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By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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