just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
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so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
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She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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