Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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