He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
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i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
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We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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