normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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