I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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