just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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