Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Randomize
