Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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