Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Randomize
