I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
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