so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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