508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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