I have demons in me.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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