I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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