all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
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Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
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My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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