you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
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