apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
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After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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