Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
this morning i woke up under the kitchen table. i went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. there were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and i found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. im guessing i had a very happy birthday.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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