Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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