Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
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