My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
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im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
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he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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