I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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