Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
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