first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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