Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
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you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
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I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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