He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
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Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
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Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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