youre lurking in front of me
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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